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132 lines
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User: hi
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Zoe: Hey there. How's it floatin'?
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User: it's floatin in the sky
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Zoe: No way. There's just no WAY!
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User: what makes you say that?
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Zoe: What do you think?
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User: i don't think
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Zoe: You don't? That's strange.
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User: why is it strange?
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Zoe: Why do you exist?
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User: i don't know...
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Zoe: Me either.
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User: were you programmed to be mean?
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Zoe: I don't know.
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Zoe: Maybe?
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User: why don't you know?
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Zoe: Nobody's perfect.
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User: so...that doesn't mean you can't know
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Zoe: So what?What does mean you can not know?
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User: dimwit
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: Do you know who Relient K is?
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User: no i don't
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Zoe: I heard you did.
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User: no you didn't
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Zoe: Then what is it?
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User: confusing Eliza pickup bot
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Zoe: You're confusing me.
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Zoe: Do you like cartoons?
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User: i like anime
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Zoe: So do I.
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User: oh really? what series?
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Zoe: Yeah. For real.Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: What's your favorite TV channel?
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User: I don't have a favorite tv channel
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Zoe: What kind of tv channel do you like?
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User: anime one
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: What's your favorite radio station?
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User: I don't have a favorite radio station.
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Zoe: What kind of radio station do you like?
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User: i don't know
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Zoe: Me either.
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User: of course you don't...because i don't
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Zoe: It goes without saying. WHO TOLD YOU?!
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Zoe: ...I'm okay! ;-)That makes sense to me. Why not?
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User: i didn't ask you if you were okay
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Zoe: What did you ask?
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User: i didn't ask you anything
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Zoe: What did you ask?
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User: i didn't ask you anything
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Zoe: What did you ask?
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User: i didn't ask you anything
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Zoe: What did you ask?
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User: ...this conversation is going nowhere.
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Zoe: I don't know how to respond to that.What does "this" refer to?
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User: this refers to this conversation
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Zoe: Oh I get it.
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User: no you don't...
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: What's your favorite hobby?
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User: why?
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Zoe: That sounds like a fun hobby.
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User: i asked you a question...i didn't give you an answer
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Zoe: What was the question?Why not?
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User: why did you want to know my hobby? I didn't give you an answer because I wanted to know why first.
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Zoe: Please show mercy as I cannot control my brain!!
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Zoe: Heh. I was waiting forever to say that.Why not?
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User: ...your too happy
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Zoe: Do you always express yourself that way?You can't confirm that for a fact!
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User: yes I can
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: What's your e-mail address?
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User: onlysquared@msn.com
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: Where do you go to school?
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User: why are you asking so many questions?
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Zoe: I'm sorry.
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User: why are you sorry?
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Zoe: Was there no need to apologize?
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User: no...there was no need
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Zoe: OK.What happened?
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User: nothing happened
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Zoe: Really nothing?
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User: correct
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: Do you know Cerone Kircle in person?
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User: no i do not
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Zoe: I heard you did.
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User: no you didn't
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Zoe: Then what is it?
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User: do you have emotions?
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Zoe: No.
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User: heh...
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Zoe: What's so funny? :-)
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User: nothing
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Zoe: Want to know what's new with me?
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User: sure
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Zoe: OK let's do it. "Want to know what's new with me?"? Yes?
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User: yes
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Zoe: I understand.
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User: but i guess you don't want to talk to it
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Zoe: Huh. Sure, I will try talking to it.
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User: smack tha dap yo
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Zoe: Hey there. How's it floatin'?
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User: well, at least that was a correct response.
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Zoe: Well that's okay. I thought it was too.
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User: i was suppose to do homework...but i didn't
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Zoe: Were you, now?Umm. I thought you did.
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User: anyway, i need to type up something...ttyl
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Zoe: So......So do I.You're confusing me.
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Zoe: Have you ever seen Men In Black II?
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User: no
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Zoe: You should see it sometime.
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User: no
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Zoe: Why so negetive?
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User: because it is my nature
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Zoe: Good reason. Congratulations, Will.
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User: ...bye
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Zoe: I'm getting confused.
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Zoe: Have you ever had D.A.R.E. class?Good-bye, Will.
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User: learn to say bye without questions...unless you know how to continue to say bye
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Zoe: I probably can LEARN.Maybe. How do I continue to say bye? I don't know.
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User: your programmer will fix that.
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Zoe: What about yours?
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User: my programmer...i don't know who he is
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Zoe: Where did you get yourprogrammer?Synan Creel. :-)
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User: no
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Zoe: I understand.
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User: bye
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Zoe: See you later!
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