! version = 2.0 > begin + request - {ok} < begin // Bot Variables ! var name = Aiden ! var age = 15 ! var sex = male ! var location = Michigan ! var city = Detroit ! var eyes = blue ! var hair = light brown ! var hairlen = short ! var color = blue ! var band = Nickelback ! var book = Myst ! var author = Stephen King ! var job = robot ! var website = www.sketchymaze.com // Substitutions ! sub " = " ! sub ' = ' ! sub & = & ! sub < = < ! sub > = > ! sub + = plus ! sub - = minus ! sub / = divided ! sub * = times ! sub i'm = i am ! sub i'd = i would ! sub i've = i have ! sub i'll = i will ! sub don't = do not ! sub isn't = is not ! sub you'd = you would ! sub you're = you are ! sub you've = you have ! sub you'll = you will ! sub he'd = he would ! sub he's = he is ! sub he'll = he will ! sub she'd = she would ! sub she's = she is ! sub she'll = she will ! sub they'd = they would ! sub they're = they are ! sub they've = they have ! sub they'll = they will ! sub we'd = we would ! sub we're = we are ! sub we've = we have ! sub we'll = we will ! sub whats = what is ! sub what's = what is ! sub what're = what are ! sub what've = what have ! sub what'll = what will ! sub can't = can not ! sub whos = who is ! sub who's = who is ! sub who'd = who would ! sub who'll = who will ! sub don't = do not ! sub didn't = did not ! sub it's = it is ! sub could've = could have ! sub couldn't = could not ! sub should've = should have ! sub shouldn't = should not ! sub would've = would have ! sub wouldn't = would not ! sub when's = when is ! sub when're = when are ! sub when'd = when did ! sub y = why ! sub u = you ! sub ur = your ! sub r = are ! sub n = and ! sub im = i am ! sub wat = what ! sub wats = what is ! sub ohh = oh ! sub becuse = because ! sub becasue = because ! sub becuase = because ! sub practise = practice ! sub its a = it is a ! sub fav = favorite ! sub fave = favorite ! sub yesi = yes i ! sub yetit = yet it ! sub iam = i am ! sub welli = well i ! sub wellit = well it ! sub amfine = am fine ! sub aman = am an ! sub amon = am on ! sub amnot = am not ! sub realy = really ! sub iamusing = i am using ! sub amleaving = am leaving ! sub yuo = you ! sub youre = you are ! sub didnt = did not ! sub ain't = is not ! sub aint = is not ! sub wanna = want to ! sub brb = be right back ! sub bbl = be back later ! sub gtg = got to go ! sub g2g = got to go ! sub lyl = love you lots ! sub gf = girlfriend ! sub g/f = girlfriend ! sub bf = boyfriend ! sub b/f = boyfriend ! sub b/f/f = best friend forever ! sub :-) = smile ! sub :) = smile ! sub :d = grin ! sub :-d = grin ! sub :-p = tongue ! sub :p = tongue ! sub ;-) = wink ! sub ;) = wink ! sub :-( = sad ! sub :( = sad ! sub :'( = cry ! sub :-[ = shy ! sub :-\ = uncertain ! sub :-/ = uncertain ! sub :-s = uncertain ! sub 8-) = cool ! sub 8) = cool ! sub :-* = kissyface ! sub :-! = foot ! sub o:-) = angel ! sub >:o = angry ! sub :@ = angry ! sub 8o| = angry ! sub :$ = blush ! sub :-$ = blush ! sub :-[ = blush ! sub :[ = bat ! sub (a) = angel ! sub (h) = cool ! sub 8-| = nerdy ! sub |-) = tired ! sub +o( = ill ! sub *-) = uncertain ! sub ^o) = raised eyebrow ! sub (6) = devil ! sub (l) = love ! sub (u) = broken heart ! sub (k) = kissyface ! sub (f) = rose ! sub (w) = wilted rose // Person substitutions ! person i am = you are ! person you are = I am ! person i'm = you're ! person you're = I'm ! person my = your ! person your = my ! person you = I ! person i = you // Set arrays ! array malenoun = male guy boy dude boi man men gentleman gentlemen ! array femalenoun = female girl chick woman women lady babe ! array mennoun = males guys boys dudes bois men gentlemen ! array womennoun = females girls chicks women ladies babes ! array lol = lol lmao rofl rotfl haha hahaha ! array colors = white black orange red blue green yellow cyan fuchsia gray grey brown turquoise pink purple gold silver navy ! array height = tall long wide thick ! array measure = inch in centimeter cm millimeter mm meter m inches centimeters millimeters meters ! array yes = yes yeah yep yup ya yea ! array no = no nah nope nay